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It's thanks to the Vancouver Public Library's generous inventory of collected comics that I -- and, consequently, Harry Winslow -- became intimate with Milton Caniff's Terry and the Pirates. I'd once read a Terry Sunday strip from the '70's (drawn by Caniff's successor George Wunder) that I'd found balled up in the honey shed on the orchard, but hadn't been able to figure out which of the many guys disguised as gypsies was Terry and which, if any, were pirates. But reading VPL's copy of Enter the Dragon Lady: From the 1936 Classic Newspaper Adventure Strip cleared all of that up. Terry Lee is a blond American orphan living in Shanghai with his handsome adventurer buddy Pat Ryan and their native houseboy Connie, and much of their time is taken up battling river pirates.

Ketchum nose bag!

My first impression -- and presumably that of most people nowadays -- of the massively-bucktoothed, Pidgin English-spouting Connie was that he was a sad symbol of the bigotry of seventy years ago. But as The Dragon Lady progressed and scores of sensible Chinese characters were introduced, none of whom fell over their feet or said, "China Boy solly he ever learn Melican talk," I became more forgiving of Connie; he's simply the comic foil, and had the strip been set in Idaho he would've been an Idahoan with equally bad teeth and grammar but patched overalls in place of his swallowtail coat. Despite first impressions it was hard to stay appalled by Connie -- he was brave, inventive and fiercely loyal.

Flortunate Chops got velly bouncy bottom

And, better yet for Connie, I soon had to reconsider my definition of blinkered bigotry while reading a collection of Military Comics drawn in the early '40's. The junior member and mascot of the Blackhawks -- an international band of Axis-battling pilots -- is one Chop-Chop, a cleaver-wielding, porcine man-child who makes Connie look like Henry Higgins. His skin is canary yellow. In Terry's Sunday strips, to Caniff's eternal credit, Connie is the same colour as the two Americans.

Other nightshirt scrawlings: "Dough I wears a yeller dress me blud is green," "Ain't I de modern Diogenes lookin for a honest man will I find him SAY," and "Gee I luv pie."

You haven't forgotten how to show a lady a good time

But I've gotten away from the sheer quality of Terry and the Pirates; it's wonderful entertainment to this day. Though aimed ostensibly at kids, Caniff filled his strips with sophisticated political scheming, accurate Chinese hill-tribe costumes, and beautifully-coiffed villainesses who smoked. The closest modern-day relation to Terry is probably the Ravenwood Bar scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark -- the sexual tension and competitive drinking wouldn't have been out of place in the comic strip, and neither would the time period, the physical setting or the combative, high-cheekboned boss-lady. Pat tangled with a new one every six months or so, and -- while we're still comparing him to Indiana Jones -- he used a bullwhip to teach the bandit Papa Pyzon a lesson on November 8, 1936. I must really be old to say that a movie from 1981 is modern.


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